Dear Bolthouse Farms,
Damn you. Thanks to your vanilla chai soy drink, the cost of my workout has increased by 15%. In theory, I could ignore your bottles’ calling as I pick up the groceries post-workout. In reality, the stuff is too good (and too good for me) to talk myself out of it.
While I’m at it, damn the grocery store for putting this stuff in with the vegetables instead of some cooler in the back.
Damn you all.